must understand that if Jim parsons ever came into my life I would leave him on the spot and never come back

Must accept and love my highly addictive personality

Must replace my body pillow I’ve had for eight years with his actual body

Must watch big bang theory with me every night before we go to sleep

Must sing me soft kitty when I am sick

Must be okay with that fact that most of this list and our lives will revolve around big bang theory

Must let me name our daughter pippa

Must love cats

Must not have six pack. You heard me right, I like pudge

Must love Jesus more than he loves me

Must call my car by it’s name and name his car

Must never buy me chocolate on valentines day, chocolate is icky

Must understand that no matter how many times he tells me I can hold his hand that I won’t ever watch a scary movie with him

Must shower with me so I’m not lonely

Must help me decorate my classroom when I’m a teacher and create goody bags for m students for every holiday known to man

Must love random trips to walmart

Must not be ashamed to let his inner gay man out and have Justin bieber sing alongs and watch bravo all night

Must be just as crazy as I am

Basically needs yo be as gay as humanly possible without actually being gay but somehow still manly

Must help me alphabetize my movies

And finally must think that a day at the playground followed by a movie marathon in pjs is the best date ever